Alternate Ep. Title: “Orgasmic Gun-Play & Booty-Licious Magic!”

Bayonetta is one of the first big titles to come out this new year and it’s been awhile since we’ve had any new additions to the Core Gamer section so I think you’ll agree that it was obviously a match made in heaven. A worthy successor for many to the Devil May Cry throne which is fitting since it’s coming from the creator of the original DMC, Hideki Kamiya.

There’s a shitload of adjectives that one could use to describe this game. Adjectives such as over-the-top, flashy, stylish, sexy, visceral, feminine, epic, cheesy, unique, insanely wacky, precise, bloody and the list goes on and on. Most of the characters start off as annoying but eventually begin to grow on you a bit once you become numb to the overwhelmingly ridiculous corniness that tries to pass itself off as a story. If you can get past the cheap slide-show style cut-scenes and the exaggerated sexuality (not a problem for us) then you’ll find a really deep combat system with lots of unlockables. All of this adds immensely to the replayability and overall enjoyment of the gaming experience. Recommended to those who know exactly what they’re in for.

Grab hold of your jiggling tater-tots because Father Balder is once again trying to resurrect some ancient God and/or cliche supernatural threat and The Hard Cast is looking for individuals who can handle themselves around insanical amounts of climax action. I think it goes without saying that prudes and puritans need not apply but that’s neither Here nor Hair!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  

Episode Length: 34:36

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