Rockstar’s long-awaited open world take on the lawless free-for-all that was the wickedly-savage wild west is finally here! While we may not be ridiculously head over heels in love with the game the way that the rest of gaming community seems to be we certainly had a rootin’-tootin good time with both its single player and multi-player components.

Other than Call of Juarez: BIB, the original Red Dead Revolver, and possibly Lucasarts’ Outlaws there really haven’t been any western video games worth playing. So it’s no surprise that Rockstar’s own attempt gets to wear the spit-shined crown since there wasn’t a whole lot of competition to begin with. Going the sandbox route, populating it with colorful/memorable characters, filling it with a variety of gameplay mechanics & mini-games, not to mention painstaking attention to detail, as well as incorporating a very mature and cinematic storyline. All this adds up to a fairly singular experience that mostly gets it right. Unfortunately, some of the more outlandish/annoying characters tend to over stay their welcome whereas the more interesting ones only get a minimal amount of screen time. The repetitive nature of the mission structures and the lackluster gun-play also tend to wear thin rather quickly. All these complaints aside, RDR is highly recommended to all fans of open world gaming as well as western junkies alike!

The era(ror) of the cowboy is coming to an end and The Hard Cast is looking for some rough and tumble vigilantes to help tame the western frontier tight posse style. Vagrant rapscallion charlatans and jackasses need not apply also don’t forget that there is no honor among thieves unless you’re Sly Cooper!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 8.5
  

Episode Length: 43:24

Red Dead Redemption Best Glitches Compilation

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Just in time for Father’s Day we have a very special two-part discussion of the 80′s cult classic The Stepfather and it’s somewhat entertaining but highly inferior sequel. Apologies for the rushed nature of the episode but we do hope you manage to gleam some minor enjoyment from our hackneyed opinions and immature conclusions. Happy Father’s Day!!!

Terry O’ Quinn’s truly inspired performance as the deranged serial-killer stepfather is all kinds of creepy and most definitely a sight to behold. Striking visuals (massacred family), memorable dialogue (“Who am I here?”), a remarkable main character (a man willing to kill for the American Dream!) and an original premise all make The Stepfather a classic of the psychological thriller genre. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the sequel. Funny dialogue/situations and another strong portrayal from O’ Quinn is not enough to cover up the lackluster writing. Not to mention the completely unnecessary desire to continue a story that already had a completely satisfactory ending.

The Hard Cast is looking for a very dangerous psychopath with a history of massacring families. Some dead giveaways are a strong fondness for birdhouses, a vehement dislike of sex before marriage, a tendency to crack open bottles over people’s heads, an addiction to demolition derby style driving when behind the wheel of a Volvo, a bad habit of whistling obscure folk songs while out on midnight strolls, and a penchant for bursting through full-length mirrors!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.25(SF1) 6.5(SF2)
  
• -PATRICK: 7.5(SF1) 6(SF2)
  

Episode Length: 48:03

PS: We didn’t mention the remake because we hear it’s absolute rubbish!

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Back in 2006 Undisputed II: Last Man Standing came out of nowhere, surprising a lot of martial arts fans and introduced many to the awesomeness that is Scott Adkins. Four years and one knee injury later Uri Boyka is back and this time he’s commandeered the leading role. Fortunately with better results than Ninja, his previous effort with director Isaac Flortentine. 

Both director Isaac Florentine and fight choreographer Larnell Stovall were awarded at this year’s Actionfest for their work on Undisputed III. Accolades that were justly deserved especially considering the budget constraints. The MMA style fights are hardcore to the max and Scott Adkins’ physical prowess has to be seen to be believed. Mark Zaror and Lateef Crowder also leave their mark as memorable opponents. Unfortunately, the same praise cannot be heaped upon the story or the acting which resides squarely in the B-Movie zone. A definite recommend for martial arts, MMA, and UFC fans!

The Hard Cast is roundin’ up the most complete prison fighters in the world! We’re looking for a shaggy haired liquid pusher, a Brazilian Tupperware champion, and a loudmouthed American that doesn’t know where to take a shit. If you don’t fall into any of these categories then all we can say is “WAH!!”

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.25
  
• -VICTOR: 7
  
• -PATRICK: 6.5
  

Episode Length: 35:32
Undisputed III Trailer
Isaac Florentine Twitch Film Interview
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Johnnie To has got to be one of the more consistently solid Hong Kong directors still working. To has a great deal of really entertaining films under his belt but Exiled has definitely got to be one of his more memorable movies to date. The strange back and forth combination of camaraderie, extreme violence, humor, loyalty, and gangster politics is unique and deftly handled.

Blaze, Fat, Cat, Wo, and Tai are all fun/quirky characters with a strong sense of history. It was a pleasure to watch all these old-school gangsters interacting with one another. The cinematography and visual style is extremely controlled and well thought out especially during the frenetic shootout sequences. The action scenes were handled with playful creativity and stylish flair. The soundtrack is also very atmospheric and greatly adds to the overall western/Mexican stand-off vibe that permeates much of the film. An extremely competent cast of To veterans consisting of Anthony Wong, Lam Suet, Simon Yam (This bitch is in everything!), and Francis Ng. Highly recommended to action junkies and HK fans alike, especially if you’re looking for something a little different!

The Hard Cast and the Billy Bob Thornton of Asia (Anthony Wong) are on a mission to rekindle old friendships and wrap up that last big score. Unfortunately, Boss Fay and his bloody misty balls are after us and no matter how many times we flip a coin, shoot red bull cans, spit out bullets, and take goofy pictures we just can’t seem to shake him!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.5
  
• -VICTOR: 8.7
  
• -SPANISH: 8 (The Ocho!)
  

Episode Length: 35:53
Exiled Trailer
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A joint venture from Disney and Paramount to create a more adult fantasy epic. A bit of a financial failure that later became an 80′s cult classic once it hit VHS. Harkening back to the days when fantasy movies took themselves more seriously (Dark Crystal, Willow, etc.). Dragonslayer has a lot to offer to those who can appreciate old school creature effects and archaic mysticism.

A movie that I hard time enjoying as a child, just a tad too slow for my tastes, thankfully I have since grown to appreciate some of the more subtle aspects of the production. The sense of authenticity is definitely there in the locations (Craggenmoor is an awesome wizard’s tower!), the sets, and the costumes. The characters do tend to feel believable if somewhat boring/unlikeable and in some cases underdeveloped. The requisite romance between Galen and Valerian felt overly rushed and never managed to really ring true. Of course not nearly enough can be said about Vermithrax Pejorative who has definitely got to be the most sinister/kick-ass dragon to ever grace the silver screen. Recommended to hardcore fans of ancient sorcery and mythical dragons.

The Hard Cast is out to slay the dragon, a great task indeed. We’re looking for a wily old man with a sexy beard full of food bits, a wizened sorcerer who has a penchant for snake hats and getting stabbed through the chest, a brutish centurion/bully who tends to hug wooden posts, and winy braggart of an apprentice who likes to swim with girls who dress up as men. If you are none of the above then all we can say is GO HOME!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 6.85
  
• -PATRICK: 7
  

Episode Length: 35:41

Dragonslayer Trailer

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Another attempt to bulk up the Anime Otaku section. A movie that I remember enjoying back in 2003 that I felt like revisiting on Blu-Ray in all its HD glory. Unfortunately, my tolerance for overly dramatic Japanese style angst (often present in JRPGs as well) has decreased significantly over the years. However, when all is said and done I still prefer the movie over the TV series.

Significantly above average animation quality especially when compared to the series. The world of Gaea and its inhabitants were well realized and exciting to behold. Although, the distinctive character designs from Nobuteru Yuki might need some getting used to. Memorable soundtrack score from Yoko Kanno. Solid action scenes that are unfortunately too few and far between for our tastes. The organic design of the dragon armor (Escaflowne) was unique and reminded us of a biological gundam with a cape for that added theatrical flair. The one dimensional characters ranged from forgettable (Hitomi) to downright annoying (Dilandou). Overall, a worthwhile rental for fans of fantasy anime but not much more than that.

The Hard Cast is trying desperately not to fade away into angst ridden confusion and we need your help to Escape-A-Flow from Mesopotamia before the camel toe on camel toe action begins. Oh yeah, and Happy Mother’s Day!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 6.25
  
• -VICTOR: 6.5
  
• -SPANISH: 6 or 5.9.5
  

Episode Length: 35:55
Escaflowne Movie Trailer
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Yet another trip to fun-filled nostalgia island with sci-fi 80′s classic The Last Starfighter! One of the forefathers of early CGI in movies and boy does it show. Luckily for us, it also happens to contain a rather large heaping dose of fantasy fulfillment especially for the arcade gamers in the audience. Unfortunately, they just don’t make family flicks like this anymore.

If you manage to overlook the outdated computer graphics there’s still more than plenty to enjoy. The story is full of humor, heart, and some fairly memorable lines. The characters are likable and fun to watch on screen, most especially Grig (Dan O’Herlihy) and Centauri (Robert Preston). The ship designs are unique and well thought out. Alex Rogan’s Gunstar being the obvious standout with a noticeably higher polygon count. Not to mention a really epic soundtrack from Craig Safan that tends to warm the cockles of one’s heart. Definitely recommended to old-school gamers and sci-fi geeks alike!

The Hard Cast is recruiting for the newly re-formed Star League and we’re looking for the truly dedicated high-scorers as well as the hardcore quarter-pounders! If you think you can put up with asthmatic lizard navigators and you don’t mind a beta unit getting frisky with your girl than maybe you’re worthy of your very own Gunstar. Just remember that Death Blossom is a weapon of last resort!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -VICTOR: 7.5
  
• -SPANISH: 7.BUENO!
  

Episode Length: 43:03

The Last Starfighter Trailer

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The Yen-meister is yet again the subject of another episode. This time it’s all about the truly awesome Wilson Yip directed film known as Ip Man. A semi-biographical martial arts film based on the life of a grandmaster of wing chun in the town of Foshan during the Sino-Japanese war. A gripping tale full of turmoil, drama, as well as a heaping dose of extreme pummeling.

Marking the fourth collaboration between Donnie Yen and director Wilson Yip. Ip Man also stars veteran Hong Kong actor Simon Yam and lists Sammo Hung as action director which makes sense since the fight choreography was definitely a sight to behold. Probably Donnie’s finest performance to date.  Solid acting, believable characters, and elegant storytelling throughout that should appeal to not only fans of kung-fu films but to anyone who can appreciate quality filmaking. We can’t wait to get our hands on the sequel!

The Hard Cast is here to try and settle the age-old score between kung-fu and karate. Which fighting form will come out on top? After watching Ip Man all we can say is that we’re no martial arts experts… but it was nice. Everybody wing chun tonight!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 9
  
• -SPANISH: 8.2
  

Episode Length: 26:36

Ip Man Trailer (UK)
Ip Man 2 Trailer

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Another Terry Marcel/Harry Robertson masterpiece from the 80′s! A title that has a great deal of nostalgia for us having thoroughly worn out the VHS tape back in the day. An extremely cheesy/low-budget but very fun and imaginative made for cable television movie that is even less well known than the vastly inferior but definitely memorable Hawk the Slayer.

If you can look past the B-Movie trappings, lack of budget, and shoddy effects there is actually a lot to enjoy in POTLU. The characters are likable/quirky and the dialogue is fairly entertaining. Richard Hatch and John Saxon are especially memorable and really own their roles as Dan the Handman/Kendo Champion and Cleel the Warlord. Kay Lenz’s performance manages to make an otherwise very annoying female character somewhat bearable. Peter O’Farrel and Ray Charleson are reunited once again and play similar roles to the ones they had HTS. Harry Robertson is also back and provides a rip-roaringly energetic soundtrack that enhances the whole experience. For all these reasons and more, POTLU is a movie that is much more fun than it has any right to be!

The Hard Cast will soon be traversing the unknown worlds beyond our own dimension and is looking for brave souls to tag along. Proficiency in the art of kendo is highly recommended as well as the ability to “Run Like Hell!” It’s also important that you bring the necessary items such as the Roebuck Grappling Hook, a Greenman Pod Rifle, and a watch that warns its wearer when there is a thief about.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 6.5
  
• -PATRICK: 7
  

Episode Length: 47:12

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Grab hold of your jiggling multi-colored alien eggs because it’s a special Easter Sunday extravaganza episode! How can you resist a back-to-back double-dosage of good old 80′s cheese? A fun little trip to the nostalgia zone in the form of an appetizing review and discussion of the first two Critters movies (purposely ignoring 3 and 4 for good reason).   

Often unfairly compared to Gremlins, the original Critters actually has a lot to offer as far entertainment value is concerned. Memorable lines, kick-ass extraterrestrial bounty hunters, fun creature effects courtesy of the Chiodo Brothers, and a rat tail sporting Billy Zane. While the sequel is definitely inferior it also has it’s fair share of moments. The Playboy playmate transformation sequence being particularly memorable during my hormone-raging formative years. Recommended to 80′s Old-Schoolers and fans of maniacal pint-sized alien carnivores!

Johnny Steele and The Hard Cast need your assistance in exterminating the residual remnants of the Crite infestation. Viable weapon choices include: highly-inaccurate space cannons, edible home-made firecrackers, double-barreled shotguns with very limited ammunition, falling ceiling fans, camouflaged TNT laced hamburger meat, and kamikaze space ships. Always be aware of your surroundings to avoid ambushes and remember to check the toilet!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.25 (C1) 6.85 (C2)
  
• -VICTOR: 7.5 (C1) 6.4 (C2)
  
• -SPANISH: 7 (C1) 6.9 (C2)
  

Episode Length: 49:23

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Critters Trailer
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Another wacky title that has long been on our to do list. An anime movie that is so off-the-wall batty that it practically defies description. A highly potent mix of Ren and Stimpy vulgarity and Looney Tunes logic. Dead Leaves leaps off the screen with its fast-paced kinetic visual style and intense attitude. It manages to astound and shock for almost it’s entire 55 minute running time! 

Retro and Pandy are probably some of anime’s coolest psychotic mutant bad asses that happen to have an extreme case of amnesia. Although, I bet that the list is fairly short. The varied if somewhat dull color palette and hyper-chaotic choreography definitely stand out and keep the excitement pumping. The wacky characters, obscene humor, and appropriately silly dub also add a lot to the experience. If you like your anime to have obscenely exaggerated comic book style sensibilities than look no further than Dead Leaves!

The Hard Cast is bustin’ out of this joint with our mutant gene clusters and we’re looking for some criminal clone cohorts to act as cannon fodder. If you’re ready to swear allegiance to your new Penile Masters then grab a gun or an all-mighty cock drill because Triple 6 and Triple 7 are on the prowl. While we’re at it let’s try not to get turned around in the exact opposite direction. Woo-Woo!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.25
  
• -VICTOR: 8.?
  
• -PATRICK: 8
  

Episode Length: 31:52

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The first episode of our new Shaw Bros. Before Hoes segment is all about the very entertaining Martial Club from 1981. Directed by the master himself Lau Kar Leung and starring the amazing Gordon Lui and the lovely Kara Hui. We will hopefully be doing even more Shaw Bros. classics and will try and get more members on board for future episodes so keep your five fingers of death crossed.

Although a bit long for a Shaw Brothers film (107 min.) the story is fairly solid and tends to focus on elements of honor, discipline, friendship, and integrity rather than the standard revenge plots that are so common. Gordon Lui, Kara Hui, and all the main players acquit themselves quite well once the fists start flying and there is definitely no shortage of elaborate/long fight sequences. The alleyway fight at the end being the highlight of the movie. The overuse of slapstick humor does sometimes feel out of place but fortunately not enough to detract from the overall viewing experience. Recommended to all old-school martial arts fans!

The Hard Cast is judging this years Lion Dance and needs to know that all participating martial artists have the required cloth checking and rice carrying skills. Humility and proper Kung-Fu etiquette are absolutely essential if you don’t want to get impaled on a bamboo pole!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.85
  
• -PATRICK: 7.5
  

Episode Length: 27:35

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Beware the subtle technique of Eye Rapeage!

Charles Band’s Trancers seems to be heavily influenced from the likes of Blade Runner, The Terminator, and zombie movies but smeared in a thick B-Movie coating. Unfortunately, the lack of a budget, time, capable writers, and resources are all very apparent. Luckily Tim Thomerson, Helen Hunt, and Art LeFleur manage to elevate the movie slightly above complete obscurity.

The protagonist of Jack Deth is a gruff/no-nonsense Marlowe-esque character. Tim Thomerson dives in head first managing to play the role with gusto and intensity. Thomerson’s performance, crazy one-liners, and exaggerated reactions are the biggest sources of entertainment. Confusing writing, storyline gaps, huge leaps of faith, misleading cover art and a very forgettable/boring villain in the form of Michael Stefani’s Whistler. Not to mention an extremely short running time of 76 minutes. The time traveling mechanic was handled in a somewhat creative way but really wasn’t particularly well thought out. One can an only imagine that the sequels get progressively worse.

The Hard Cast Council is looking for able-bodied troopers to send down the line. Before we start handing out Long Second Watches you better be sure you have what it takes to singe some Trancers along with the occasional rabid orangutan. If you think you do then be prepared to grease up that head because “Dry hair is for squids!”

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 6
  
• -PATRICK: 5
  

Episode Length: 39:00

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Trancers Trailer

PS: I wish the movie had been about the guy in the poster art…

Joe Mad’s take on a post-apocalyptic demon-ravaged Zelda rip-off has been a long time coming but now that it’s finally out we can say that Darksiders has been worth the wait and we are definitely looking forward to the eventual sequel. Props to greenhorn developer Vigil Games for releasing a new intellectual property in a year that is just chock full of sequels to well known triple A titles.

A title that I have personally been highly anticipating ever since first seeing screenshots back in 2007 during E3. Having lusted for a true next gen (or is that current gen?) Zelda style adventure for so long, I have to say that THQ’s Darksiders bludgeons its way into that gap quite nicely. Sprinkle some God of War style combat and Joe Mad’s insanely-visceral comic book art style and you’ve got a fairly compelling gaming mix. Not to mention some truly bad ass characters such as War (VENGEANCE!), Ulthane (The Black Hammer), and Samael (Tim Curry would be proud!). The extreme lack of challenge in the puzzles/combat, less than precise controls, and heavily borrowed gameplay mechanics do mar the overall experience. However, we still wholeheartedly recommend this title to both old-school adventurers and to the next generation of gaming junkies!

The End War has commenced and The Hard Cast needs Angelic Heroes and Demonic Warriors to face off against the Destroyer’s army. It’s time to dust off your Zelda skills but be sure to heed Vulgrim’s words and “Take your time.” Just don’t get caught with your hands wrapped around Ulthane’s black hammer or Samael might eat your heart out!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.5
  
• -VICTOR: 7.4
  

Episode Length: 35:54

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Prime 11 has finally dropped and let me tell you, it is one uncoordinated puppy! Ample apologies for the extreme delays, the obstruction of progress, our frivolous dilly-dallying, our impeded output, the lengthy downtime, and the general retardation of our informaly casual get-togethers. We hope we can still provide you with a super juicy fun time despite all this.

Discussions revolving around a broad range of topics such as: Shutter Island, Pandorum, Surrogates, Black Dynamite, The Pagemaster, Law Abiding Citizen, Kurt Wimmer, Mean Machine, formaldehyde in milk, Battlestar Galactica, Top Gear, abandoned tanks, V for Vendetta, Trapped in the Closet, mass graves, Aliens vs Predator, The Wire, Book of Eli, The Crazies, bad voice-acting in videogames and much more wack-tastic kung-fu treachery!

Probably enough of a volatile load to upgrade the status of this shindig from Hoedown to Hootenanny. Either way, you can bet your ass that this episode is a hell of a lot more funky than a barrel full of expired grape flavored butt plugs and you can take THAT to the bank!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS
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• -VICTOR
• -PATRICK
• -SPANISH
  

Episode Length: 50:00

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Lots of cheesy creature effects (tentacles!), imaginative character designs, goofy sidekicks (comic relief), over-the-top transformation sequences (NIPPLES!), a unique soundtrack, a very lovely female protagonist (Hubba Hubba!) who happens to be an intergalactic ass-kicking bounty hunter with a massive arsenal, and a cynical talking computer named Bob.

The original Zeiram was released in the early 90′s back when anime and manga was really starting to gain a foothold in the US. This probably contributed greatly to it’s semi-cult following. Of course the very enjoyable prequel anime known as Iria also had a lot to do with the popularity of the iconic characters. Director Keita Amemiya’s fusion of classic eastern visual styles with traditional western sci-fi elements is unique and memorable despite the obvious budget constraints. Yuko Moriyama’s portrayal of the stoic Iria is certainly solid and her physical prowess as well as her sex appeal improved significantly in the subsequent sequel. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for the lackluster story which seemed to be mostly an afterthought. The SFX are varied and include animatronics, stop-motion-animation, rubber suits, CGI, and standard pyrotechnics. Overall, both movies are worthy of their semi-cult status and deserve to be in any Sci-Fi B-Movie fan’s collection.       

Zeiram is on the loose again and about to terrorize the feeble inhabitants of Earth. The Hard Cast needs sexy female bounty hunters who can kick alien ass and chew space dildo. There’s also a couple openings for some human sidekicks. Just try not to get raped by any meatball tentacle monsters and don’t be afraid to kick a mutant dog minion, especially if you’re going to be a father!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 6.85 (Z1) 7 (Z2)
  
• -LUIZ: 6.9 (Z1) 7.25 (Z2)
  

Episode Length: 43:15

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Zeiram Trailer
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PS: Let us know if you’re interested in hearing us review/discuss any of Keita Amemiya’s other work such as Moon Over Tao or Mechanical Violator Hakaider.

Our first review/discussion on one of Marvel’s comic book DTV feature-length animated movies. It just so happens to also be the best one released thus far. Planet Hulk was a great comic series and while it’s animated adaptation is watered down both in terms of story and artistic quality it still provides a smashingly good time and manages to be pretty damn entertaining to boot.

The Hulk is in rare form for his second animated film, with a lot more lines of dialogue and some actual character development. The green giant is much more fleshed out and his interactions with other characters don’t always end with brutal violence this time around, although there is more than enough carnage to keep things interesting. The confrontation with Beta Ray Bill being one of the more memorable action scenes. There’s also some decent side characters to move the story along such as the adorably-amusing insectoid Miek, the power-hungry Red King, the savagely-equine Beta Ray Bill and the honorably-righteous Caiera. One can only hope that deservingly solid sales of Planet Hulk will urge Lionsgate to begin production on World War Hulk, this time with a larger animation budget and a grittier art style that’s more akin to the source material. Highly recommended to comic book fans!

The Hard Cast is forming a brotherhood of Warbound warriors who can stare death in the eyes and stand their ground. One thing to remember though, not every confrontation has to end in bloodshed. As Miek would say sometimes it’s better to be a hider than a fighter especially if you’re up against a mutant Mr. Ed on steroids.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -PATRICK: 7
  

Episode Length: 33:23

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Bayonetta is one of the first big titles to come out this new year and it’s been awhile since we’ve had any new additions to the Core Gamer section so I think you’ll agree that it was obviously a match made in heaven. A worthy successor for many to the Devil May Cry throne which is fitting since it’s coming from the creator of the original DMC, Hideki Kamiya.

There’s a shitload of adjectives that one could use to describe this game. Adjectives such as over-the-top, flashy, stylish, sexy, visceral, feminine, epic, cheesy, unique, insanely wacky, precise, bloody and the list goes on and on. Most of the characters start off as annoying but eventually begin to grow on you a bit once you become numb to the overwhelmingly ridiculous corniness that tries to pass itself off as a story. If you can get past the cheap slide-show style cut-scenes and the exaggerated sexuality (not a problem for us) then you’ll find a really deep combat system with lots of unlockables. All of this adds immensely to the replayability and overall enjoyment of the gaming experience. Recommended to those who know exactly what they’re in for.

Grab hold of your jiggling tater-tots because Father Balder is once again trying to resurrect some ancient God and/or cliche supernatural threat and The Hard Cast is looking for individuals who can handle themselves around insanical amounts of climax action. I think it goes without saying that prudes and puritans need not apply but that’s neither Here nor Hair!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  

Episode Length: 34:36

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One of my all time favorite QT movies gets The Hard Cast treatment for Valentine’s Day! The ensemble cast to end all ensemble casts. Definitely some of the best performances you’ll ever see from all the actors involved and some outrageously cool dialogue. Not to mention all the memorable and over-the-top characters that seem like stereotypes but somehow manage to come across as unique.

Tony Scott’s flashy and bombastic style gels surprisingly well with QT’s script. The story comes at you in a very rapid fire pace but still keeps you right in the thick of things. It’s amazing that despite the fairly short screen time that a lot of the characters have that they still succeed in making their mark. That truly is a testament to the insane amounts of talent that was involved in all facets of the production. Special mention also has to be made for Hans Zimmer’s unique musical score. A delightfully pleasant theme song that seeps into your core and just brightens the whole experience. Highly recommended!

Valentine’s Day Tips from The Hard Cast:

1. Lady’s should always let their guys know if they have pimp. If you try and keep something like this from your man than you’re just a common WHORE!

2. Guy’s should not leave their driver’s licenses at a whorehouse. Doing so can end up costing you a lot more than the fee for a replacement license.

3. Women don’t really want chocolate or flowers, they find it much more romantic if you kill their pimp and bring home a suitcase full of cocaine.

4. Guys probably shouldn’t let their Valentines know that they secretly want to fuck Elvis. Even though he is sexier than Val Kilmer in a gold suit and Sonny Chiba in a triple feature combined.

5. It’s probably best not to lie to a Sicilian or call him an eggplant. This is actually pretty good advice for any day of the year.

We here at The Hard Cast hope you really enjoy the hell out of your VD!

PS: Relax, it’s suppose to burn when you pee.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 9.2
• -SPANISH: 8.7
• -PATRICK: 8

Episode Length: 36:35

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Zombie movies are definitely in and this movie is one of the most entertaining releases to come out in the genre. The mix between horror, comedy, and action is a welcome change and hasn’t been done this well since Shaun of the Dead. It’s nice to see that movie going audiences still appreciate R rated flicks. Certainly one of the bigger surprise hits of 2009.

Woody Harrelson as the overly aggressive redneck zombie killer known as Tallahassee steals almost every scene he’s in and has a lot of the best lines. Jesse Eisenberg gets the job done as the stereotypical Jew nerd but seems to be channeling Michael Cera for most of his scenes. Unfortunately Emma Stone is not used to her full comedic potential but there’s always hope for the sequel. Of course the Bill Murray cameo is epic and one of the highlights of the movie. Highly recommended to both zombie fans as well as fans of comedies in general. Not to be missed!

It’s desperate times out there! The Hard Cast and Bill Murray are looking for zombie killers who are capable of obeying “The Rules” because it’s time to “Nut Up of Shut Up!” If you think you can handle that then just maybe there’s a Twinkie in it for ya. Otherwise you can hang back with the other clowns!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  
• -SPANISH: 8
  

Episode Length: 35:00

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Our third Donnie Yen martial arts movie review/discussion. I guess the old Yenster has grappled his way into your hardened hearts. Certainly a solid followup to the highly-praised Killzone (SPL) at least in terms of the fight choreography and highly-ballistic gun-play. Definitely bringing the goods with the modern day MMA style no-holds-barred street brawling.  

While the story and characters weren’t as compelling as they were in Donnie and Yip’s previous Hong Kong cop actioner, Killzone. The highly evolved free-flowing modern day martial arts fight choreography almost made up for the other areas that were lacking. Louis Koo and Collin Chou, of Matrix Reloaded fame, both acquit themselves fairly well. Especially Chou who almost manages to go toe to toe with the Yenster himself. Highly recommended to martial arts fans who can tolerate a very straight-forward/derivative storyline. Trust us, the fight scene at the end has to seen to be believed!

The Hard Cast is looking for some hardcore listeners who are willing to straddle the line between right and wrong! There are those who may accuse us of giving out unfair reviews but there’s a job to do and you better not make it personal or we might have to bust some heads!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -VICTOR: 7.2
  
• -SPANISH: 7
  

Episode Length: 27:05

PS: Flash Point is available on Netflix streaming!

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A movie that every self-proclaimed Dolph Lundgren fan should definitely have in their collection. Dark Angel (I Come in Peace) has it all with the over-the-top action, the abundant laughs, fun/memorable characters, and drug dealing aliens with laryngitis. I mean really, what more could you ask for from an early 90′s sci-fi B-Movie blockbuster?!  

There’s lots to like about this flick especially the strong chemistry between the protagonists Jack Caine and Laurence Smith. The personality clashes between the uptight by-the-book FBI agent and the gung-ho rebellious police detective are always a hoot n’ half. Of course you can’t forget all the witty one-liners and the constant stream of random explosions. I also have to say that Matthias Hues makes quite the imposing alien even if he doesn’t really seem to understand the meaning of the words “I Come in Peace.” Unfortunately, they just don’t make them like this anymore.

Alien drug dealers are on their way to Earth to harvest the insanely-massive amounts of endorphins that are produced in a human’s brain after listening to an episode of The Hard Cast! They won’t arrive for eight fucking days which is more than a week. Plenty of time for Jack Caine and Laurence Smith to be cocked n’ loaded!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7.5
  
• -LUIZ: 7.5
  

Episode Length: 33:20

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Probably one the most notoriously bad fantasy B-Movies of all time. They don’t get much more unintentionally hilarious than this one folks. Jack Palance’s performance as Voltan is insanely awful and actually manages to stand out amongst all the other really bad acting. The other big standout would be the soundtrack which seems to be a crazy fusion of disco and orchestral.

If Terry Marcel and Harry Robertson were shooting for a super generic fantasy when they wrote Hawk the Slayer then they most definitely achieved their goal. Almost zero back story for any of the characters and hardly any plot other than your standard good vs. evil stuff along with with some vanilla flavored revenge tale. They didn’t even bother to name the land/country/world that the movie takes place in let alone explaining the different types of magic and/or religions. The artwork used for the movie’s poster is actually much more interesting to look at and also happens to have a more compelling story than the movie it’s meant to promote. Let us hope and pray that the sequel fares better. Watch at your own risk…

The Hard Cast is forming a merry band of heroes and adventurers in order to embark on a quest of utmost importance. So drop that 100-sided die and put away your 4th edition D&D handbook. We must locate the lair of the legendary Terry Marcel and slay the foul beast before he can unleash another unholy abomination as wretched as the infamous Hawk the Slayer!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 5.5
  
• -PATRICK: 5
  

Episode Length: 32:21

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2009′s finest movies and games racing towards your ears at the top speed that insanical sideways verbage can achieve! So many entertaining diversions from last year to dissect and so little time to do it in. We have a decent sized crew this go around. This Hard Cast Prime is devoted to our top picks of last year and like every professional procrastinator will tell you. Better late than never!

Movies Discussed: Star Trek, District 9, The Hangover, Sherlock Holmes, The Watchmen, The Goods, The Invention of Lying, Avatar, Zombieland, Inglorious Bastards and more honorable mentions!

Games Discussed: Call of Duty: MW2, Batman: Arkham Asylum, New Super Mario Bros., Borderlands, Shadow Complex, Uncharted 2, Assassin’s Creed II, House of the Dead: Overkill, Madworld and more honorable mentions!

A bit of a wrap up of 2009 and something a little different for our listeners. Stay tuned for more irregularly unscheduled episodes of Hard Cast Prime with our standard long-winded misguided exploits and plenty of new cohorts/members. Here’s to an awesome and very exciting 2010!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS
  
• -VICTOR
  
• -SPANISH
• -MARLON
  

Episode Length: 38:15

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4. Hard Cast Prime Episode 3

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Bringing down the roof with this underground samurai kaiju cult classic! Often labeled as the premier Japanese art-house monster movie but that description comes across as being kind of snobbish so we’ll just say that it’s an extremely solid entry into our Asian Cinema category. A fairly simple tale that blends many of the best elements of both samurai films and giant monster movies.

Actually more of a period samurai epic than a standard monster movie. This film had considerably above-average production values. Appropriately authentic looking sets and costumes. Along with believable performances and sympathetic characters. A story that emphasizes the age-old mantra that those who continue to do evil will eventually get their comeuppance. Except in this case the punishment is doled out by a wrathful demon god who seems to have an unnatural hatred for roofs and chains. Highly recommended to all kaiju/samurai movie lovers!

The Hard Cast invites you to the annual sacred appease-an-angry-god ceremony! We promise it will be a night to remember with lots of geishas and plenty of sake bombs to go around. Just remember, don’t be wasteful because Daimajin is always watching….

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8
  
• -LUIS: 8
  

Episode Length: 28:31

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The 80′s sci-fi cult classic starring Peter Weller as a physicist-neurosurgeon-samurai-rock musician-jet car driver-comic book hero who goes by the rather incomparable name of Buckaroo Banzai. One of those flicks that’s not very easy to describe but still quite enjoyable to experience with all its considerable charm and oddball humor. Not to mention the fun characters and solid cast.

Very fun, off the wall performances from John Lithgow and Christopher Lloyd as the evil red lectroids. Nice little turns from Jeff Goldblum, Clancy Brown, and the late Vincent Schiavelli. Some interesting alien ship designs that resemble coral or other forms of sea life that added to the overall originality of the movie along with the memorable/quirky dialogue. The story does tend to go off in too many directions at the same time without waiting for the audience to catch up but that doesn’t keep it from being both unique and entertaining.

The Hard Cast is seeking fresh recruits to join the ranks of the Hong Kong Cavaliers. So if you think you can hang with the likes of Perfect Tommy and Rawhide then hop into our modified jet car. We’re heading for the Banzai Institute and we know a little shortcut that just happens to be across the eighth dimension!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7
  
• -VICTOR: 6.789
  
• -LUIS: 7
  

Episode Length: 28:40

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James Cameron’s technological marvel is finally out and we’re here to throw in our two cents! Lots of varied opinions/impressions being tossed around but there are a few nuggets of insight to be found amidst the maelstrom of auditory chaos. This episode also marks the debut of our newest member, Marlon, who sounds like he’s channeling Barry White for this discussion.

An amazing visual tour de force, Avatar has a lot going for it and plenty of brand-spanking-new technology to back it up. Awe-inspiring attention to detail would be one way to describe the lush jungle environments and the imaginative creatures that inhabit the perilous world of Pandora. Unfortunately, the same level of praise cannot be bestowed upon the narrative. Clunky dialogue, one dimensional characters, and gaping plot holes abound. It’s a shame that so much of the story had to be dumbed down in order to appeal to a wider audience. Despite all this, Avatar is still a hell of a 3D thrill ride (especially for younger audience members) and is not to be missed on the big screen.

The Navi are waiting for their paraplegic messiah and if you think you have what it takes to fill that wheelchair then The Hard Cast is here to let you know that Avatar is more than just a Fern Gully ripoff with mechs!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  
• -STEVEN: 10
• -PATRICK: 8
• -SPANISH: 6.5
• -MARLON: 7.5
  

Episode Length: 60:50

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A double-whammy of an episode! Both the anime and live action versions of Blood: The Last Vampire are the topic of discussion. Adapting one form of entertainment medium into another is always a tricky process and there’s usually a loss of quality somewhere along the way. Unfortunately, this was definitely the case with these two movies.

I’ve always been a fan of the Blood anime movie despite it’s very short running time. I was quite excited when I heard they were making a live action movie and I definitely had high hopes. That is until I got a chance to see the trailer at which point I immediately lowered my expectations. Whereas the anime has moments of extreme terror and intense violence that are very effective. The live action adaptation is marred by sloppy over-ambitious fight sequences and absolutely god-awful CG. Due to the longer run time the story is greatly expanded in the live action movie but for the most part is poorly handled and takes away from the mystery that was present in the anime. The live action is a rental at best and the anime is a must see if you’re a fan of the genre.

Saya is MIA and has probably gone rogue. The Hard Cast is seeking new vampire hunters so if you look good in a Japanese school girl outfit, have an unreasonably strong desire for vengeance, and don’t mind fake-ass peanut butter CG blood than step to the front of the line!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.5 (Anime) 6 (Live Action)
  
• -VICTOR: 8.5 (Anime) 6.5 (Live Action)

Episode Length: 36:38

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Our review/discussion for multi-player is finally available for civilian consumption. Took us awhile but we hope that you agree that the wait was worth it. We had a chance to really dive into what most would argue is the real meat of COD: MW2 and to say that we had some stuff to talk about would be a definite understatement. Our highest rated review yet.

We pick apart the major changes and upgrades the multi-player has gone through since the first Modern Warfare. Lack of party chat, deathstreaks, killstreaks, third person mode, level cap increase, revamped perks, riot shields, titles, emblems and so much more. It’s all there, packed so tight that it’s positively volatile. This episode is goddamn ready to explode into your ears with the precision of a tactical insertion and the force of a nuke. On top of all that we even threw in some witty banter at no extra charge. Hoo-Rah!

The Hard Cast is going in hot and we need some vets (I don’t mean animal doctors) to back us up. So if you think you’ve got the right combination of perks and killstreaks to really bring the heat than step up to the line. Be warned though because we will be reviewing accuracy ratings and kill/death ratios!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9.5
  
• -VICTOR: 9.5
  
• -STEVEN: 9.9
  

Episode Length: 50:34

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One of the most iconic anime movies of the 90′s! Viewed by many as Yoshiaki Kawajiri’s masterwork although for me it’s tied with Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust. Definitely not for the kiddies what with the rampant rapeage and hardcore gore. Tons of sword swinging action, memorable characters, and plenty of over-the-top samurai/ninja antics.

If you’re looking for feudal era style action with a heaping dose of demonic mythology you really can’t do much better than Ninja Scroll. A fairly solid story of vengeance, betrayal, and shadow conspiracies holds everything together. The 8 Devils of Kimon made for some interesting villains and their unique abilities are definitely fun to see in action. The final showdown between Jubei and Gemma was epic to say the least and has certainly earned its place as a golden moment in anime history. Keep your fingers crossed that Kawajiri will someday soon grace us with a worthy sequel.

Dakuan has entrusted The Hard Cast with the task of finding worthy operatives to uncover Lord Gemma’s diabolical plans to overthrow the government which would thrust Japan into an era of turmoil and chaos. Do you have what it takes to resist the temptations of the poisonous coochie (aka: poichie) or will you end up paying the ultimate price?

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  
• -STEVEN: 7.5
  

Episode Length: 39:59

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The ninth Hard Cast Prime is upon thee! Prepare for extreme violation! Chaotic verb-age reigns and only the strong will survive this auditory onslaught! Our long lost brother has returned to us, once thought to be trapped within the eye of the storm otherwise known as the educational system. We are jubilantly happy to accept Luis back into the fold, at least that’s what he thinks anyway.

Discussions revolving around a broad range of topics such as: Ninja Assassin, Avatar, Michelle Rodriguez, Brittany Murphy, Borderlands DLC, Wallace & Gromit, Angels & Demons, Final Fantasy VIII, Battle for Terra, Death Metal Concerts, some Anime, old school game collecting and much more! More than enough material to bop your baloney, pluck your peacock, smack your sasquatch, smear your smurf, cloister your clam (for our female listeners), lasso your lemon, ravish your radish, dig your ditch, cram your carrot, yodel your yeti, or pump your potato. Here at The Hard Cast, we aims to please!

PARTICIPANTS:

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Episode Length: 66:16

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A little 90′s sci-fi cult flick gets some attention from The Hard Cast. A title that slipped past a lot of people back in the day but is now available on both DVD and Blu-Ray thanks to the fine folks at Severin. Unfairly compared to such classic films as The Terminator. Hardware actually has a quite a few things going for it even despite it’s minuscule budget.

The idea of having a killer robot that can repair itself and run on almost any type of energy is actually pretty cool. Solid cinematography, decent acting for the most part, a standout soundtrack, and an interesting world that reminded me of Mad Max mixed with some cyberpunk elements. While I would have liked a higher body count they did manage a couple over-the-top death scenes with a decent amount of blood/gore. The design of the genocidal robot was fairly unique and it’s too bad that we probably won’t ever get to see the Mark 13 again since a sequel seems unlikely at this point. If you’re a fan of underground sci-fi B-Movies then you’ll probably get a mega-jolt out of Hardware.

Angry Bob and The Hard Cast need your help in uncovering the conspiracy involving the Mark 13 project and the government’s plans to slaughter mankind, all in the name of population control. If the people in charge get their way then “No Flesh Shall Be Spared“!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7
  
• -PATRICK: 6.866666666666666666666666666
  
• -SPANISH: 7
  

PS: Due to technical difficulties Spanish’s audio may sound a little garbled at times but I guess it’s only fitting that he comes across sounding like a robot albeit it a very lazy and unproductive one.

Episode Length: 49:22

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One of the key Hard Cast titles that we finally got to sit down, discuss/review, and actually record! Another hidden gem that’s definitely a step up from the competition (*cough* rUSH hOUR). A movie that deserved to be seen by the masses but has unfortunately been relegated to relative obscurity but we’re here to do our part about getting the word out!

Amazingly visceral fight scenes, laugh out loud humor, great character chemistry, and fun/memorable villains. Probably the best fight choreography seen in an American martial arts movie even to this day. All of which was expertly executed by Mark Dacascos and Koichi Sakamoto’s talented stunt crew. Vic Madison, Hedgehog, and Kato (advanced model) make for some really great villains with their non-stop persistence. Kadeem Hardison definitely brings the humor and it’s a shame that his career didn’t take off. Unfortunately, Brittany Murphy has yet to replicate a performance as  fun/unpredictable as the one she gives in this flick. A movie certainly worth tracking down by any means necessary. Steve Wang’s Drive is a must see!

The Hard Cast is about to kick its karaoke skillz into Over-Drive but first we need your help. Vic and Hedgehog are hot on our trails and we need to catch a ride to Los Angeles before the advanced model gives us a cheap death!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 9.5
  
• -STEVEN: 10
  

Episode Length: 32:57

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Our review/discussion for the single player campaign and the Special Ops co-op is finally available for civilian consumption. Despite a rather short campaign we had quite a lot to get off our chest. We were throwing out opinions like they were frag grenades. The lack of a campaign co-op feature is definitely a negative but the addition of Spec Ops almost makes up for it.

They brought the conflict home in this latest installment of the Call of Duty franchise. Running around in burnt out American neighborhoods was rather disturbing and seeing the white house on fire was pretty damn epic as well. So many memorable set pieces and plenty of “OH SHIT!” moments. Some of us preferred the campaign in the original Modern Warfare but none of us can deny that MW2 is a hella fun/memorable experience even despite it’s short play time and the Hans Zimmer score is appropriately rousing.

The amount of communication, teamwork, and coordination that’s required for the Spec Ops missions is absolutely insane. There’s enough missions to keep you and your buddies busy for more than a hot minute and will probably end up giving you more hours of enjoyment than the single player campaign. The variety of the challenges available keeps it all fresh and fun. Patience and a reliable partner are the key to accomplishing some of the more difficult missions.

The hunt is on for the international terrorist known as Makarov and The Hard Cast needs your help. So if you think you’ve got the skillz then grab your weapon of choice and hightail it to the LZ! Just remember, you can’t trust General Shepard.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9.25
  
• -VICTOR: 8.75
  
• -STEVEN: 10
  

Episode Length: 51:38

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The eighth Hard Cast Prime gathering is finally here! Reasons for the delays range from scheduling issues, members passing out at random moments, and of course the ever-addictive Modern Warfare 2. We almost delayed the show again but we figured out a workaround. It took a gargantuan amount of effort but we love bending over backwards for you guys.

Not even the spell of eternal limpage could keep us down. We braved the wrath of the yodeling ninjas and the mayonnaise ejaculating jabberwocks. All in the hopes to savor the flavor of the newly ripened booty melons but Gertrude the Berserker knocked us to our knees and commenced her never-ending orgasmic howling. In the end nothing could hold back our unrestrained mana from thrusting forward. Reaching our destination we managed to engage critical climax in order to awaken the massive loads from our scented spunk-sacs! Thus began the long-range whippery. Achievement UNLOCKED!

What can I say? We can’t keep our hands out the “cookie jar”. Of course some of us (Steven) seem to be more interested in the “twinkie box”. We once again give the listeners the privilege and honor of being taken advantage of. Expect nothing less from The Hard Cast!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS
• -STEVEN
• -VICTOR
• -PATRICK
• -EdDiE (?)
• -SpAnIsH (?)
  

Episode Length: 47:31

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The discussion for Jim Henson’s other masterpiece is finally here and we’ve got quite a bit to say. Just the nostalgia factor alone is enough to make this movie an instant classic. So much creativity and imagination on display that it literally boggles the mind. A definite feast for the eyes. The attention to detail is absolutely astounding and the craftsmanship is through the roof.

Brian Froud’s first collaboration with Henson is a truly amazing fantastical journey to another world. An interesting story coupled with unparalleled muppetry made for a very memorable cinematic experience that still holds up pretty well even by today’s standards. The lengthy pre-production process certainly contributed a lot to the overall feeling of authenticity. Certainly one of the most hardcore fantasy movies that I’ve ever seen. It’s unfortunate that there aren’t more fantasy films of this caliber. Highly recommended to viewers of almost all ages. (Those Garthom can be a little creepy though)

If your strongest desire is to thrust your rigid crystal shard into the prophesized crack all in the name of ultimate unification then that’s a righteous cause The Hard Cast can definitely get behind!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 9
  
• -VICTOR: 8
  
• -STEVEN: 8
  

Episode Length: 40:02

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The mother of all samurai cult classic flicks! Responsible for introducing most of the western world to the incredibly violent and blood drenched world of Lone Wolf & Cub. They don’t get much more over-the-top crazy/cool then this folks. Even three decades later you’d be seriously hard-pressed to find a more entertaining slice of Japanese samurai cult cinema.

Despite the fact that this version was edited and compiled from the first two movies in the Lone Wolf & Cub series it’s actually quite coherent and even manages to improve upon the original films in a couple areas. First of all there’s quite a bit more insanely visceral carnage going on and they also replaced the soundtrack with mostly synthesizer compositions. Something that makes the music stand out a bit more in a late-night-retro-grind-house sort of way which I really dug.  The biggest improvement though would have to be the addition of Daigoro’s narration which was extremely well written and performed. If you somehow missed this one and you think samurai’s kick ass then definitely seek this DVD out. You can thank us later.

The Hard Cast is putting you on baby cart duty! Watch out for sharp vegetables and arrogant kunoichi lady ninjas who can jump out of their clothes while running backwards at incredible speeds. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.5
  
• -STEVEN: 9
  

Episode Length: 45:02

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We have one hell of a jam packed episode for you guys and gals out there in Internet-land. So incredibly jam packed in fact that it took multiple tries before we could get the damn thing recorded properly but I guess second time’s the charm. This also marks the first time for our newest co-host Spanish who will hopefully be a re-occurring voice on the show.

Another childhood favorite finally makes it’s way onto The Hard Cast. This movie was so epic when it came out that even unborn fetuses escaped their wombs to see it in theaters. So massively entertaining that it gave Spanish instant crabs (king crabs). An insane mash-up of high-flying martial arts, gun-play, comedy filled hi-jinks, and a whopping dose of made up Asian mythology to boot. Non-stop adventure coming at you from all angles. You just can’t help but have a good time. Definitely one of John Carpenter’s more memorable movies and Kurt Russel steals the show as the truck drivin’ shit-talkin’ over confident Jack Burton. What’s there not to love about his little slice of 80′s B-Movie heaven?

Do you think you have what it takes to stop Lo Pan from shaking the pillars of heaven? The Hard Cast is here to back you up with our Six-Demon bag of righteous justice!

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 8.5
  
• -PATRICK: 8.66666666666666666666666
  
• -VICTOR: 8
• -SPANISH: 8.5
  

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Another episode that almost slipped through the cracks of time but has finally found the light of day. It’s nice to see the Russians finally branching off into genre territory with the likes of Nightwatch, Daywatch, and now Wolfhound. An interesting mix of fantasy elements that borrow heavily from movies like Conan and Willow. Worthy films to steal from for sure.

Definitely a valiant effort when compared to other fantasy movies that have come out in the last ten years or so. I enjoyed spending time with most of the characters (coolest bat evar!) and the atmosphere, sets, locations, and costumes all felt fairly authentic. The story was a bit on the generic side but that didn’t bother me too much and for the most part I found the CG to be acceptable if a bit overdone, especially during the climax scene. If you consider yourself a fan of the genre and you’re looking for something a little different then Wolfhound is certainly worth at least rental.

Let The Hard Cast team up with you on your quest to stop the forces of evil from opening the Celestial Gates and unleashing the darkness within. We’ll even throw in a hyper-intelligent/mult-talented bat to help turn the tide of battle.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7
  
• -PATRICK: 6
  
• -STEVEN: 7
  

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An older episode that I never got around to editing till now. A movie that I really liked back in the day. Of course that was back before I knew about the greatness that is Zatoichi and that Blind Fury is basically just an American rip-off of that character. Watching it now I have to admit that the movie is pretty damn cheesy but it’s mostly the 80′s style cheese, which is my favorite kind.

Definitely one of Rutger Hauer’s more memorable roles. A decent amount of action, comedy, and plenty of corny blind-man hi-jinx abound. The sword fights and martial arts choreography is pretty simplistic by today’s standards but it gets the job done. It was also nice to see Terry O’Quinn in one of his pre-Lost roles and Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb is always a hoot. Of course we can’t forget the epic Sho Kosugi cameo either. Definitely worth a rental and maybe even a purchase since the DVD is fairly affordable these days.

If you find yourselves transported into an African jungle and surrounded by the KKK then let The Hard Cast train you in the ways of extreme fruit slicing and rock spitting.

PARTICIPANTS:

• -CHRIS: 7
  
• -VICTOR: 7
  
• -STEVEN: 7
  

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Gearbox’s new IP is finally here. Just in time for the holidays and guess what, it seriously kicks ass! A first person shooter with a significant amount of RPG elements. You could call it an RPS (Role-Playing-Shooter). Probably the most successful fusion of those two genres thus far. Snazzy visuals, massive assortment of firepower, and insanely fun 4 player co-op.

The first thing that jumps out at you when you see Borderlands in action are the cel shaded (hand drawn) comic book style graphics. An attempt on the developers part to stand out from the crowd and I think they managed to achieve that goal. As far as the RPG elements are concerned, there’s leveling up, 4 unique character classes, proficiency improvements, ability mods, and skill trees. There’s also a great deal of variety in the firepower that is littered throughout Pandora. The most guns (boomsticks) you’ve ever seen in any game, period!  The 4 player Co-Op is a blast and the true way this game was meant to be played. Definitely a worthy title to throw on your x-mas wish-list and one of the biggest surprise hits of the year.

Catch a ride with The Hard Cast as we go vault hunting across Pandora’s treacherous and chaos ridden wasteland. Just remember to share the loot and stay away from Scooter’s mom!

P.S. We can’t wait for the DLC coming out Nov. 24th!

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Fun characters, great dialogue, and witty humor are just simply not enough to compensate for the fairly weak gameplay. A title that many Tim Schafer fans (including myself) have been anxiously waiting for. Unfortunately, this game tries to straddle the line between a few too many play styles without being particularly good at any them. Though I do give them points for creativity and ambition.

The story, the characters, the memorable/funny dialogue, the kick-ass soundtrack and the imaginative mythology of the heavy-metal fantasy world are really the strongest elements of Brutal Legend. The voice acting is really solid too with talent from the likes of Tim Curry, Ozzy Osbourne, Lemmy Kilmister, Rob Halford, Lita Ford, and of course Jack Black. The graphics while fun/cartoony are definitely on the simplistic side so don’t go into this game expecting detailed visuals. We also found the RTS portions of the experience to be our least favorite despite it being the foundation for both the single-player campaign and the multi-player as well. A good rental if you’re fan of Tim Schafer’s work or if you’re just a hardcore heavy metal fan who’s looking for a fun little diversion. Otherwise, wait for the eventual price drop.

If you’re building an army of headbangers to release humanity from their chains of demonic bondage then sign The Hard Cast up because we’re cocked n’ loaded and ready to rock n’ roll!

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The triumphant return of Hong Kong’s ultra-violent martial arts cop flick! Killzone (SPL) hits with such force that it can cause instant retardation if you’re not careful. Solid story with plenty of procedural cop drama, decent acting as well as memorable characters, and of course some insanely intense fight scenes that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The cast for this movie is martial arts lover’s wet dream come true. You’ve got Donnie Yen, Wu Jing (up and comer at the time) and the legend himself, Sammo Hung. It doesn’t get much better than this especially with Donnie handling the choreography. The fights are extremely fast and brutal especially the knife vs. baton alley showdown which is amazing. The mixture of different martial art styles is also a nice change and was definitely unique at the time. Very solid acting from Simon Yam and especially Sammo Hung who just oozes menace in every scene he’s in.

Sometime the judicial system just isn’t enough to bring down the Kingpins of the world but thankfully The Hard Cast isn’t afraid of bending a few rules as long as justice is served!

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An at home wife named Sara is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy named Greg, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.” So they sit down and after a while of silence Greg says “You know Sara, I bet you have some really awesome breasts. I’d be willing to give you a hundred bucks just to see them.”

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows them to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Greg then says “That was so amazing I’ve got to see your bottom half too. I’ll give you another 100 dollars.” Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Greg a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, “You know, your friend Greg came over.” Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”

We’re back with another mind-bendingly outrageous episode of Hard Cast Prime. Do you have the testicular fortitude to accept this massive load? Let’s find out!

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Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
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Borderlands is for Real Gamers (IGN)

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Yet another 80′s cult classic has made it’s way onto DVD/Blu-Ray! Fred Dekker must be extremely happy with all the renewed interest in both Monster Squad and this movie but in the end it’s the fans that really win out. One of the more enjoyable 80′s horror/comedy B-Movies that languished for an eternity without a decent DVD release is now available.

For me personally, it’s the characters and the humor that make this movie stand out. Steve Marshall’s character (JC) really steals the show and both him and Tom Atkins (Cameron) end up with most of the best lines. Unfortunately, the Sci-fi/horror elements just aren’t all that memorable when compared to the true classics of the genre. Space slugs just don’t make very compelling antagonists and the zombie stuff is fairly pedestrian by today’s standards. The script, while creative, has a very rushed feeling to it and probably could have used a few rewrites. Despite all this NOTC is still a lot of fun and those hankerin’ for some 80′s nostalgia could definitely do a heck of a lot worse.

The space slugs are coming and The Hard Cast is handing out flamethrowers and bags of Morton Salt. So unless you like the idea of being turned into a zombie we suggest you knuckle up because it’s Miller Time!

P.S. The Blu-Ray release failed to “Thrill Me” and is only a slight upgrade over the DVD so definitely keep that in mind if you plan on purchasing this movie.

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A double dosage Halloween Extravaganza! We definitely need to cover more horror movies and what better time to discuss them than during All Hallow’s Eve. We decided to do two newer movies that were released in the month of October, some good rental material to watch while curled up on the sofa with a loved one (if you’re lucky enough to have someone).

We started with Trick R’ Treat which is an anthology of interconnected stories that perfectly capture the essence of what makes Halloween such a special time of the year. Despite the low budget, this movie does a great job with atmosphere and locations. Most of the SFX are practical instead of CG which was the right way to go because everything looks authentic and will hold up very well in the years to come.

Drag Me to Hell is Sam Raimi’s attempt to return to his horror roots. A solid premise with lots of supernatural elements. The movie has plenty of intense scenes that alternate between scares and laughs. They also manage to really push the limits of the PG-13 rating. Unfortunately, most of the actors react unrealistically to their situations and the main relationship never quite rings true. Even though it never reaches the entertainment value of either Evil Dead II or Army of Darkness it’s still a fun ride.

The Hard Cast is here to get the festivities started! Let us remind you of what the true meaning of Halloween is and how to follow the rules. Not everything that people give you should go into your mouth.  Oh and remember that Charlie Brown is an asshole!

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A fun 80′s anime sci-fi cult movie with a classic story, characters, and animation. This one’s got a strong Buck Rogers/Star Wars vibe going on which is a good thing in my book but may not be everyone’s cup of intergalactic tea (made with the finest moon water). Plenty of sci-fi elements: warp travel, over-the-top weapons, space dogfights, space pirates, crazy vehicles, and robots.

Probably the strongest element of the movie would be the energetic/creative action scenes which are plentiful and lots of fun. The story and world they created for Crusher Joe was well thought out and interesting especially for an animated movie. Quite a few memorable lines of dialogue and the characters had solid chemistry as well as a sense of history. Unfortunately, the movie runs about 30-40 minutes too long and could have better used that time to flesh out the characters and back-story instead of having useless scenes (disco club) which add nothing. If you can get your hands on this movie and you don’t mind old-school 80′s animation then we recommend that you give Crusher Joe a chance.

The Hard Cast is looking for some new crusher recruits to help us take on the challenges of an ever-expanding universe. So if you think you got what it takes then strap in because you’re in for the HARDest ride of your life!

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One of the biggest Asian Cult Classics EVAR!!! For good reason too because Story of Ricky is one hell of an over-the-top roller-coaster ride. Words cannot even begin to describe this movie and nothing can prepare you for the massively brutal carnage that unfolds. All the elements come together to create an incredibly violent mash-up of orgasmic proportions!

We watched Story of Ricky with the English dub which is so ridiculously bad that it manages to push the absurdity level through the roof. Even though the action is extremely hard-hitting (just like Ricky) don’t expect complex fight choreography from this movie. The entertainment value comes from the insane amounts of gore that looks so fake that you can’t help but laugh your ass off but still somehow manages to leave you staring in complete and utter awe. It is beyond all comprehension that a movie like this even exists. Trust us when we say that you will never be the same once you’ve experienced Story of Ricky.

Not everyone shares our love and enthusiasm for this movie but we ask that those people tell that to our faces and in return The Hard Cast will spit razor blades in theirs!

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It’s finally here, the much talked about Assemby Review. Better late than never is what I always say. Probably one of my all time favorite war movies. Better than Taeguki and Saving Private Ryan combined which is saying a lot since I actually like both of those movies. The story, the action, the acting, the drama, the camerawork, the editing, the music, everything is just super solid in this film.

This movie has it all in spades. The action sequences are extremely visceral, in your face, and totally believable. Everything feels very authentic and this adds to the immersion factor. Even without the action, which is superb, this would still be an amazing movie. The story of a lone surviving soldier who is trying desperately to gain recognition and honor for his fallen comrades is very compelling and quite an emotional roller-coaster ride. On top of that all the performances are heartfelt and ring true. This also happens to be on those rare movies that manages to be very personal and intimate as well as epic when the situation calls for it. If you’re a fan of war movies then there’s no reason why you haven’t seem this film yet. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

If you’re ready to make your stand against insurmountable odds till you hear the Assembly call then The Hard Cast is here to document and record it for posterity. Your courage and perseverance will not be forgotten by future generations.

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Back for more punishment I see! Well I can’t say I blame you, we are kind of addictive. After all we are the stuff behind the smudge, the hutzpuh in the camel’s milk, the thing that’s looking back at you when you’re looking at your shoe, the hoodoo in the voodoo, and we’re the gibberish that’s spewing from every homeless-sexual ghost’s foul lips. We’re all these things and still you come back for more. Well loyal listener we have a treat for you because we have confessed our sins for all the world to know unfortunately I forgot to hit the record button. So instead we give you yet another episode of Prime. (hint: this is the part where you clap and cheer!)

On a side note: It has been brought to my attention that you will definitely get more out of this episode if you listen to the Dune podcast first but hey if you enjoy stumbling through life blind and confused the way I do than by all means skip that one. I have done my due diligence and you have been warned.

Another well-worn and tight episode, ready for insertion….into your ears. Enjoy if you dare!

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Links of Interest:
SLUTS vs STUDS
Halo: ODST – Are you an ODST (Fanboy)?
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A flop back during its theatrical release in ’84, Dune has since found its fair share of fans and become a bit of a sci-fi cult classic. I know it definitely had a big effect on me back when I was a kid. The visuals and the world within this movie have always stayed with me. I’ve always wondered how David Lynch’s career would have turned out if Dune had been a financial success at the box office.

One thing that has always blown me away about this film is the attention to detail. The sets, costumes, machinery, weapons, vehicles, and sound design are all incredibly unique and interesting. All of it really lends a sense of mystique and a strong aura of the exotic.  Some of casting choices are truly inspired and I found most of the performances to be solid and memorable. It’s too bad we will probably never be treated to an actual director’s cut of this film. One can only imagine how epic that would have been.

If you’re ready to take up the Fremen cause and ride into battle on a giant sandworm then let The Hard Cast supply you with the best thumpers and don’t forget about the water of life, the ultimate energy drink in the known universe!

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A 90′s sci-fi action flick that was overlooked by the masses. Soldier definitely has a lot going for it, an interesting take on the future of warfare, a solid cast led by Kurt Russel, above average artistic vision, memorable lines, and well thought out action sequences that keep you on the edge of your seat. I don’t know what movie-going audiences expected back in ’98 but Soldier delivers in a big way.

As much as I like all the components that came together for this film, for me personally, Kurt Russel’s performance as Sgt. Todd is what really anchors the whole experience. Despite being over ten years old this movie still holds up pretty well even by today’s standards (other than some weak CG in a couple scenes). If you haven’t had the visceral pleasure of watching this movie then we definitely recommend you check out Soldier.

The Hard Cast is on a collision course with your ears and if you can’t pick up what we’re putting down then maybe you need to reevaluate your standards for movies because they just may be obsolete.

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A childhood favorite of both my brother and I. It was my pleasure to introduce this classic to the rest of the crew and from all accounts they had a fantastically-dreamlike experience. Even David Bowie’s massively bulging crotch couldn’t wipe the smiles from our faces and in Steven’s case it just made him smile even harder. It really is unfortunate that Jim Henson is no longer with us.

You’d be hard pressed to find another film with this much imagination, creativity, and craftsmanship constantly being thrown at the screen, with the exception of The Dark Crystal of course. I don’t know what Jim Henson and Terry Jones were smoking when they were writing Labyrinth but whatever it was I wish more filmmakers nowadays would take a few puffs. Even to this day the characters, situations, and dialogue are so off the wall, unpredictable, and memorable that it boggles the mind. Despite all this, the story still manages to stay very grounded in common themes that the audience can always follow.

When it gets right down to it, Labyrinth is just an incredibly fun and entertaining movie that can be enjoyed by all ages. So if you think you’re ready to make your way to the goblin castle at the center of the Labyrinth then let The Hard Cast help you unleash your inner child.

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The review/discussion of the latest entry in the Halo series has dropped! No more Master Chief, it’s time for the Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, a fan-fave, to take the spotlight or actually I should say they try to stay out of the spotlight since their objective is stealth. No longer are you traipsing across the universe, ODST takes place on Earth, more specifically the abandoned city of New Mombasa.

So you’re getting new characters, a new setting, and a slightly different play style. Oh and no more goddamn flood, which is always a plus since I really hate those slimy bitches. You get your standard Halo arsenal, same vehicles, and the same enemies that you’ve come to expect. The campaign mode is short but sweet with solid voice acting from the characters and is certainly fun to co-op with a friend or two but I have to say that the biggest draw would have to be the newly added multi-player mode Firefight. Bungie’s attempt to compete with Horde and Nazi Zombies and while not quite up to par it’s still a ton of fun and a much appreciated new feature. Adding vehicles into the mix definitely enhances the experience.

Hey trooper, if you think you’re ready to bring down the Covenant then let’s hop into that Warthog because The Hard Cast is here to put the pedal to the medal and make some brute roadkill!

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So, yeah…. I guess we’re back! Through some miracle we somehow managed to escape from the vortex of infinite inferiority and we’ve returned in all our majestic glory with much fanfare (although I was kind of hoping for a parade). If you’re actually back for more than you are most certainly a masochist of the highest order and we salute you.

This is one jam packed episode with lots of content and plenty of verbal discourse. I won’t comment on the quality of this content but it’s definitely there. Some youtube talk, some TV show talk (Arrested Development), some ODST talk, and some drooling-heavy breathing-lustful talk of FF13 filled with extreme longing and perverse desire. Basically an average run of the mill conversation with Steven.

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Victor’s attempts to write the show outline were met with much challenge. Apparently he had forgotten that the difficulty was set at Legendary and no one on his friends list was available for Co-Op.

One of the best comic book games ever, Arkham Asylum doesn’t disappoint! Newcomer Rocksteady has crafted one hell of a triple AAA title. All the important elements are here in spades. Strong story (Paul Dini), insanely-great villains, memorable boss battles, cool gadgets, satisfying puzzles, collectibles, fierce combat, incredible production values, and addictive stealth gameplay.

Regardless of whether you’re a huge Batman fan or not, you will have a bat-tastic time playing Arkham Asylum. Basically, you’d have to be clinically insane not to like this game in which case The Hard Cast is here to supply the strait jackets.

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Hot on the heels of the Raiden Fighters Aces review we have Raiden IV! At $40 it’s a bit pricier than RFA but it’s a newer game with superior graphics and while it doesn’t offer the nice bonus of three games on one disc it’s a worthy addition to the Raiden series. The fact that I am Raiden completionist also played a big part in my decision to purchase.

Unfortunately, like it’s predecessor RFA, Raiden IV does not take advantage of the full potential that Xbox Live offers. There’s only local co-op play and more leaderboard nonsense that only the most hardcore of fans will appreciate. There’s also a laughable attempt at DLC which comes in the form of two additional ships which are already on the disc but can only be unlocked by paying an additional fee. Of course being the completionist that I am and for the purposes of this review I purchased the additional ships. Between the two ships I’d only recommend the fairy which is worth it for the humor-factor alone!

It’s time to strap into that pilot’s seat once again because the Earth’s peace and tranquility is being threatened for the fourth time but don’t worry, The Hard Cast is here to supply you with all the fairy bubbles you need to get the job done!

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Things have been a little quiet lately on The Hard Cast but now we’re back with a vengeance with some old school gaming goodness! This recording is now ready for public consumption so don’t turn your back on these nostalgia evoking games.

Raiden Figter’s Aces gives you the complete Fighters Aces experience with all three games packaged together on one disc for only $20. Gradius V has the best graphics of any of the Gradius series and keeps the challenge level pumped up on the PS2. Whether you prefer the vertical or the horizontal it’s hard to go wrong with either of these titles.

So grab that bag of quarters and let The Hard Cast be your wing-man because it’s bullet-dodging time!

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By our incredibly pathetic powers combined we are The Hard Cast! Once again triumphing over the evils of inconvenient scheduling issues and nagging family members to bring you yet another savagely mediocre episode.

Eddie and Luis were unable to untangle themselves from the bondage known as reality and regrettably, the rest of the crew and I had to sally forth into the relentless unknown without them. We now present to you the fruits of our labor which unfortunately turned rancid during our homeward journey but we return wreathed in the flames of triumphant glee to extol our bountiful adventures and tribulations.

So basically another standard episode of Hard Cast Prime. Hope you enjoy….

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You may have quickly glanced at this title at your local Blockbuster or Best Buy and thought to yourself “yet another straight to DVD B-Movie that’s not worth my time.” Nothing could be further from the truth. Outlander is a very solid genre flick that deserves to be viewed by anyone who can appreciate an adventure filled sci-fi romp with likable characters and lots of action. Not to mention decent SFX, memorable performances, and a great story that also happens to be my favorite interpretation of the Beowulf tale thus far.

Originally slated be one of our first episodes, scheduling issues and general laziness kept getting in the way. Somehow it still managed to be a pretty fun show despite it being poorly-edited and long overdue. The long awaited Outlander review is finally here!

If you’ve got a photo-luminescent creature harassing your village then let The Hard Cast hand craft you a mighty sword made from the finest space metal in the universe!

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The Wolfenstein series has always held a very special place in my heart. The original Wolf 3D was the first game I played after installing my Creative Labs Sound Blaster. At the time I was blown away by what I thought was amazingly high quality sound and music (head and shoulder above what the consoles could do at the time). As a long time lover of First-Person-Shooters, the first time a German soldier yelled out “Achtung!” will always be a pivotal moment for me.

So it was with great anticipation and excitement that I ripped into the latest entry in this classic series especially since I loved the previous game (RTCW) so much. Overall, I’d have to say that it’s a worthy addition to the franchise despite having a very weak multi-player component and an obsolete engine that’s starting to show its age. Die-hard Wolf fans should definitely give it a shot and if you’re unfamiliar with the series but enjoy shooters than you might want to go the rental route or maybe wait for a price-drop.

The Nazi threat is looming near and BJ Blazkowitz is looking for recruits. If you think you have what it takes then The Hard Cast has the propaganda you should be listening to.

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A missed opportunity to cash in on the incredibly popular Dragonball franchise. Evolution is nothing but a disappointment in pretty much every way. Poor acting, laughable characters, boring action, and an incredibly inaccurate story that shits all over the fans (Kamehameha Defibrillator). Not even cute girls, Chow Yun-Fat, and Ernie Hudson could save this train wreck of a movie.

It’s clear that the creators had little to no respect for the Dragonball series as a whole. Honestly, it’s almost so bad that it’s good, but not quite. Snorting some Tenkaichi would probably improve your chances of actually getting some enjoyment out of Dragonball Evolution but we can’t make any promises.

If you’re wondering what happened to Chow Yun-Fat’s career than let The Hard Cast clue you in. Unfortunately, I don’t think you’re going to like the answer.

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