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Zeiram 1 & 2 Review

Zeiram 1 & 2 Review

Alternate Ep. Title: “The Bitter Taste of Space Dildo!”
Lots of cheesy creature effects (tentacles!), imaginative character designs, goofy sidekicks (comic relief), over-the-top transformation sequences (NIPPLES!), a unique soundtrack, a very lovely female protagonist (Hubba Hubba!) who happens to be an intergalactic ass-kicking bounty hunter with a massive arsenal, and a cynical talking computer named Bob.
The [...]

Planet Hulk Review

Planet Hulk Review

Alternate Episode Title: “Hulk’s Blood = Ultimate Fertilizer!”
Our first review/discussion on one of Marvel’s comic book DTV feature-length animated movies. It just so happens to also be the best one released thus far. Planet Hulk was a great comic series and while it’s animated adaptation is watered down both in terms of story and artistic [...]

Bayonetta Review

Bayonetta Review

Alternate Ep. Title: “Orgasmic Gun-Play & Booty-Licious Magic!”
Bayonetta is one of the first big titles to come out this new year and it’s been awhile since we’ve had any new additions to the Core Gamer section so I think you’ll agree that it was obviously a match made in heaven. A worthy successor for many [...]

True Romance Review

True Romance Review

Alt. Ep. Title: “Eggplant Sicilians, Cantaloupe Wiggers, and Elvis!”
One of my all time favorite QT movies gets The Hard Cast treatment for Valentine’s Day! The ensemble cast to end all ensemble casts. Definitely some of the best performances you’ll ever see from all the actors involved and some outrageously cool dialogue. Not to mention all [...]

Zombieland Review

Zombieland Review

Alt. Ep. Title: “Bootleg Michael Cera VS. Twinkie Clown Zombies!”
Zombie movies are definitely in and this movie is one of the most entertaining releases to come out in the genre. The mix between horror, comedy, and action is a welcome change and hasn’t been done this well since Shaun of the Dead. It’s nice to [...]

Flash Point Review

Flash Point Review

Alternate Ep. Title: “Tony the Tiger is an Archer Who Loves MMA!”
Our third Donnie Yen martial arts movie review/discussion. I guess the old Yenster has grappled his way into your hardened hearts. Certainly a solid followup to the highly-praised Killzone (SPL) at least in terms of the fight choreography and highly-ballistic gun-play. Definitely bringing the [...]

Dark Angel (I Come in Peace) Review

Dark Angel (I Come in Peace) Review

Alternate Ep. Title: “Eight @#$%ing Days of Dolph!”
A movie that every self-proclaimed Dolph Lundgren fan should definitely have in their collection. Dark Angel (I Come in Peace) has it all with the over-the-top action, the abundant laughs, fun/memorable characters, and drug dealing aliens with laryngitis. I mean really, what more could you ask for from [...]

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