Hard Cast Prime Episode 11
Alt. Ep. Title: “Drinking Formaldehyde Laced Milk in Baltimore Baby!”
Prime 11 has finally dropped and let me tell you, it is one uncoordinated puppy! Ample apologies for the extreme delays, the obstruction of progress, our frivolous dilly-dallying, our impeded output, the lengthy downtime, and the general retardation of our informaly casual get-togethers. We hope we can still provide you with a super juicy fun time despite all this.
Discussions revolving around a broad range of topics such as: Shutter Island, Pandorum, Surrogates, Black Dynamite, The Pagemaster, Law Abiding Citizen, Kurt Wimmer, Mean Machine, formaldehyde in milk, Battlestar Galactica, Top Gear, abandoned tanks, V for Vendetta, Trapped in the Closet, mass graves, Aliens vs Predator, The Wire, Book of Eli, The Crazies, bad voice-acting in videogames and much more wack-tastic kung-fu treachery!
Probably enough of a volatile load to upgrade the status of this shindig from Hoedown to Hootenanny. Either way, you can bet your ass that this episode is a hell of a lot more funky than a barrel full of expired grape flavored butt plugs and you can take THAT to the bank!
PARTICIPANTS:
- -CHRIS
- -MARLON
- -VICTOR
- -PATRICK
- -SPANISH
Episode Length: 50:00
Links of Interest:
Clean Your Balls With Axe!
Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting
Disclose TV (Truth Revealed)
V For Vocabulary 1
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